THE OFFICIAL BE CHILL SCALE
HOW
CHILL
ARE YOU?
Some people say “just a little bit.”
Those people cannot be trusted.
2/5
Safe choice energy.
Easy Chill
Sweet. Mild. Still thinks mayo is spicy.
Current Be Chill Level
3/5
The sweet spot.
Proper Chill
Sweet heat. Slight addiction.
Casually putting it on everything now.
4/5
Questionable confidence levels.
Cape Town Heat
Built for braais, chaos & people saying “ag just one more bite.”
5/5
Absolutely unnecessary.
No Longer Chill
Sweating slightly.
Still refusing to stop eating it.